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You have to buy an extra large purse to accomodate your extra large water bottle.
Your best friend at the party is the bowl of salty potato chips.
You have to specify that you are “normal people sick” on top of your regular illness.
Taking a shower is the equivalent to running 6 miles.
Most of America is being told to cut salt out of their diets and you’re being told to increase the amount of salt you take in everyday.
You actually feel BETTER with a fever, because your blood pressure is up.
You get out of bed in the morning, and your joints sound like they’re putting on a fireworks show.