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You know you have dysautonomia when...

This is a blog for those of us with chronic conditions based on, but not limited to, dysautonomia. It's a place to sort of look and laugh at your symptoms rather than feeling lost and hopeless. Healthy days to all! The ask box is always open!
Dec 27 '13

You know you have Dysautonomia when…

Getting up in the middle of the night to pee should be classified under “Special Forces Ops.”

May 15 '13

You know you have Dysautonomia when…

It feels like sand is running through your veins instead of blood.

Aug 2 '12

You know you have dysautonomia when...

  • Him: I see that my touch gives you chills...
  • Me: Oh, yeah. Mhm.
  • My Inner Thoughts: Nope! That's just the midodrine in my system.
Jul 21 '12

You know you have dysautonomia when…

You wear long socks even when it’s 100° outside.

Jul 6 '12

You know you have dysautonomia when…

You purchase volley ball knee pads……….to wear around the house.

Jun 12 '12

You know you have dysautonomia when…

you’re told how healthy you look with a fever or with sunburn on your face. 

Jun 12 '12

You know you have dysautonomia when…

putting on your pants is considered cardio. 

Jun 6 '12

You know you have dysautonomia when…

You’re never too old to ride in the shopping cart.

Apr 27 '12

You know you have dysautonomia when…

Everyone assumes you’re diabetic because of all the water you drink and when you have an episode, bystanders try to forcibly shove candy down your throat.

Apr 21 '12

You know you have dysautonomia when….

You have to buy an extra large purse to accomodate your extra large water bottle.