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Getting up in the middle of the night to pee should be classified under “Special Forces Ops.”
It feels like sand is running through your veins instead of blood.
You purchase volley ball knee pads……….to wear around the house.
you’re told how healthy you look with a fever or with sunburn on your face.
Everyone assumes you’re diabetic because of all the water you drink and when you have an episode, bystanders try to forcibly shove candy down your throat.
You have to buy an extra large purse to accomodate your extra large water bottle.
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